I'd like to lodge a complaint

How do you lodge a complaint??  Is lodge the correct word?  It's not an actual "thing" more like a thought.  Anyway, to my complaint.

I am getting really tired of the two cows that are in the pasture behind me staring at me while I am grilling steak.  Its like they know I am eating their brother.  It is freaking me out.  Next weekend I am going to look up and they are going to have "eat more chicken" signs around their neck.  

Now I feel better....